*puts palms against the once-ler’s cheeks* i still *lets one hand slip off the once-ler’s face* still
little isaac things: getting upset every time you hear a song by vampire weekend bc you remember the lorax trailer that started with “campus” and your disappointment comes rushing back to you all at once
hobbies: watching trailers for rise of the guardians and the lorax and pretending they haven’t come out yet so i can still have hope for them
watching the lorax 2012 is a borderline out of body experience for me
im so sorry for sending u an all-caps message about the lorax 2012
i’m sitting here in distress thinking about the happy one or two months that the once-ler would be dating this nice boy who wasn’t ashamed or afraid of being into other boys
and then his mom finds out
maybe he even makes the mistake of being comfortable enough with himself that he tells her
and she makes sure he never sees his boyfriend again
remember when i submitted to oncelerheadcanons with the headcanon that the once-ler was an aromantic asexual
and like two or three other people submitted headcanons explaining why that’s sooo unlikely because he clearly craved affection from his mother and obviously aro ace people never crave any kind of affection ever
ha
hahahaha
